Sugar Bush Squirrel is a real, live Eastern Gray Squirrel who is owned and photographed by Ms. Kelly Foxton. Rescued, as a baby in her nest, from a tree which was being cut down, she is now living the 'good life' with Kelly in Boca Raton, Florida. A small, lime-green parrot, named Rio, is her big sister and constant companion.
Being an International Superstar and The World's Most Photographed Squirrel, Sugar Bush loves to dress up, and has over 4,000 outfits with matching hats and accessories. Sugar Bush Squirrel has her own, posh studio with 7 elaborate stages, tens of thousands of stage props, and has posed for over 6,000 photos since her modeling career began. Also included in her studio is a huge green screen & blue screen video stage with multiple cameras and state of the art sound studio for recording her 'vocals'.
As News Anchor of SNN-The Squirrel News Network, she has turned the catch phrase, 'you've been squirreled' into an overnight success. It is fast becoming her very own, international, household expression.
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Sugar Bush Squirrel
Fiddler on the Roof
"Hi everybody, Sugar Bush Squirrel here.
My 2017 Calendars will ship in mid December! We ship calendars and all other Sugar Bush items every Monday during calendar season. You can pre-order now on the calendar page for the Dec. shipment.
The 2016 Calendar hit record sales due to the popularity of its particular theme. In keeping with this election year it was called
We The People of a Free America
and featured me, Sugar Bush Squirrel, in scenes portraying our Rights and Freedoms as citizens of The United States of America. Lots of Red, White and Blue and, as usual, you LOVED IT!!!
Don't forget my book 'The Sugar Bush Chronicles' has shipped worldwide now, too! Links to some of the online stores where the book is available are listed below. Amazon sold out a couple of weeks ago but they have since restocked.
The book is FABULOUS and is the perfect gift for kids & adults of ALL AGES! 100 pages of Sugar Bush Squirrel's colorful photos with funny captions by famous humorist Lou Harry. Barnes and Noble's publishing company is the publisher so you know it's done perfectly! Order ANY time of the year for this cute little hardback book as the perfect gift! Available through Amazon, Walmart, Target, etc. everywhere books are sold and, if they are out, they can get it!
We have remodeled the studio for not only still photography but have installed for me, Sugar Bush Squirrel, a brand new state of the art video and sound studio... More on that later...
Thanks everybody for your love and loyalty and we hope you are having a GREAT 2016!" Don't forget to vote in November!
Sugar Bush Squirrel
Royal Canadian Mounted Police
Here's Sugar Bush dressed in her Jester costume posing with one of her new 2017 Calendars on sale now for an early December shipment.
Click here to go directly to the Calendar Ordering page...
2016 is turning out to be areallyGOOD YEARfor Sugar Bush Squirrel!
Thanks everybody for your support!
"Let me tell you about something that is SUPER! My new book has been shipped worldwide! It's called The Sugar Bush Chronicles. I am attaching links to some of the online places to purchase it.
Here's the promo: If anyone is looking for a cute gift that's at a great price, you may want to consider Sugar Bush's book that's just been published and has shipped worldwide just in time for the holidays! It's called The Sugar Bush Chronicles. It's being sold worldwide in bookstores and on the internet. Published by Barnes and Noble's own Sterling Publishing, this 5 x 7 hardback book is top notch in every way. 100 pages of pure, colorful Sugar Bush Squirrel photos and the witty writing of well known comedic author Lou Harry makes it a humorous book for children and adults of all ages and the perfect gift for any occasion or holiday.
Here's the description they've written:
Now starring in her very own book: the International Superstar squirrel—Sugar Bush! Peppered with fun lessons and activities, this supremely adorable volume follows Sugar Bush from the Big Easy to ancient Egypt and back again. Featuring an impressive array of sets and the most extensive wardrobe a squirrel has ever donned, Sugar Bush Chronicles will delight this Internet sensation's legions of fans and animal lovers everywhere.
Here's what they said about 'mom':
About the Author
Kelly Foxton is a former country music recording artist who recorded numerous single hits and duets on RCA Records with Hank Snow, one of country music's pioneers. She performed for years on the Grand Ole Opry and traveled all over Europe with Box Car Willie, England's Entertainer of the Year. Later, Foxton put together her own Las Vegas act for cruise ships and conventions and received "The Great American Citation for Patriotism and World Peace" for her work as "The Military Pin-Up Queen" when she traveled to military installations around the globe. Now, Foxton has decided to continue her mission of boosting troop morale by photographing her pet squirrel in cute military shots. With more than 6,000 photos of Sugar Bush in more than 4,000 outfits and a massive Internet following, Kelly was recently featured on TLC's My Crazy Obsession. She and Sugar Bush live in Boca Raton, FL.
There are oodles of other places everywhere but these will do for now. If one is sold out check another one.
Here is a photo of me with my book. You're gonna LOVE it!!!"
Don't forget to visit Sugar Bush's Pinterest Boards. With close to 24,000 followers, 1800 contributors and her very own public Pin Pals of Sugar Bush Squirrel Board with 146,000 pins you can have hours of fun hanging out with Sugar Bush and Kelly on Pinterest. See ya there...
Cuban revolutionary icon Fidel Castro died late Friday November 25, 2016, in Havana, his brother, President Raul Castro, announced on national television.
"The commander in chief of the Cuban revolution died at 22:29 hours this evening," the president announced on national television. Fidel Castro was 90.
& the Mayan Calendar
SNN Squirrel News Network Breaking News.....
The remains of Palestinian leader Yasser Arafat were exhumed from his grave on Tuesday, November 27, 2012 -- eight years after his death at age 75 — as part of an investigation into allegations that he was poisoned, according to official Palestinian radio.
Arafat's body was uncovered in its grave and samples were removed without having to lift the corpse from the ground. As a result, a planned reburial ceremony with full military honors was called off.
The tomb was resealed in hours and wreaths were placed by Palestinian leaders including Prime Minister Salam Fayyad.
Sugar Bush Squirrel
Flower Squirrel for the Royal Wedding
Sugar Bush's favorite moment of 2011 ... Kate and William asked Sugar Bush Squirrel to fly to London and be their Flower Squirrel in their wedding on April 29th. Above is the Royal Portrait of Sugar Bush in her floral hat that Kate gave her to wear for the occasion. She rode in the Royal Carriage and walked down the aisle just in front of Kate's feet. When asked by the BBC to make a comment Sugar Bush said, "I know all of the world will be looking at Catherine's face and dress but don't forget to look down and see me. I'll be pretty, too!"
Want to build your very own web site just like mine? Then click on my picture below of me at my computer and go to Web.com's Facebook page to find out how easy it is to do what I've done with my web site...
Thanks again for your unbelievable loyalty and the hundreds of emails from all over the world about our Desk Calendars!
"2016 Calendar orders came in faster than a proton in a particle accelerator!"
Sugar Bush Squirrel as
Here are three of my new billboards in Washington DC. Sugar Bush says, "Clearancejobs.com rocks!"
It's like Forrest Stump always says,
"Life is like a box o' chocolates. You never know when you're gonna get a nut!"
Click the Pinterest Button below &
follow Sugar Bush and Kelly's favorite things on their pin-up boards
I, Sugar Bush Squirrel, am launching my Campaign Against Litter worldwide!
Sugar Bush Squirrel launched her space shuttle into space on a secret mission. After a stop at the space station, the destination was top secret for Sugar Bush's shuttle flight. Paparazzi have been on her tail for weeks trying to find out her plans but today her space shuttle landed with Atlantis and no one knows where she went after she left the space station.
SNN Breaking News...ding, dong, the witch is dead...
Sugar Bush Squirrel has killed Osama bin Laden!
Along with Navy Seals, CIA, ground forces and helicopter teams, Sugar Bush Squirrel and Special Forces were dropped into a suspicious compound in Pakistan where the evil bin Laden was taken down with one bullet to the head. Sugar Bush is giving out no other details at this time but we do know from DNA testing that it was definitely bin Laden who was killed. Right after the royal wedding (in which Sugar Bush was the flower squirrel) our fearless hero squirrel was flown out immediately to join the final rendevous for America's most wanted man. After years of going undercover to search for Osama bin Laden Sugar Bush Squirrel says, " I'm glad that's over and I hope it'll take a big bite out of terrorism, but you all have to remember that just because the wicked witch is dead doesn't mean we're back in Kansas or safe at home."
and God Bless the United States of America
"I finally graduated and I still don't know jack!"
Sugar Bush Squirrel dabbles in Haiku (pronounced Hi koo), an ancient form of verse from nature. Of course, Sugar Bush takes her own poetic license and strays from the norm!
Pecan pie Groundhog peeks out Don't walk barefoot
Cooling on the window sill February 3rd Beware
Squirrels plotting their next move... Nobody cares! The blades of grass!
Skeletons are in my closet I hung our dirty Hundreds of flowers
But I've forgotten Laundry out Just ripe for the taking
Who they are. And no one even noticed. But the butterfly died.
Under the lamp post Escaping at night That which I feared
Two moths dance... From behind the bars... Is here...
Light not wasted The prisoner's mind. ...HELLO!
A horn on his nose She died from the gunshot My wedding veil
But he can't play a note... With bloodstained hands... Packed away...
Rhinoceros. At least the doctor tried! With our vows!
All of Sugar Bush's Haiku is copyrighted and property of Foxton Industries, Inc. All Rights Reserved
Sugar Bush Squirrel's
84 sweaters and hoodies of your favorite colleges on Sugar Bush's plush squirrel
The hoodie Sugar Bush is wearing in the photo below is of the 2009/2011/2012 Football National Champions... Alabama...Roll Tide!
Click here or on the photo below to go to the College Daze page to order yours now!
Sugar Bush says,
"Let's not get caught with our pints down!"
Join Sugar Bush Squirrel's
+ Red Cross Blood Drive +
"The Red Cross needs YOU to donate blood today!"
SNN Squirrel News Network's Roaming TV Reporter... catches up with Alex Tree-bek on the set of Jeopardy
Hey, Alex, that's a snazzy lookin' jacket ya got there!
SNN Squirrel News Network has just received this photo. It's from the baby album of our very own anchor Sugar Bush Squirrel.
Here Sugar Bush turns the tables on the sport of 'squirrel hunting'.
Hi folks, I spent Easter on Easter Island this year. Wow! Weird!
SNN Squirrel News Network Breaking News...
The Thriller is Gone
Michael Jackson, the King of Pop, has died at the age of 50 from an apparent drug overdose.
The only difference between medicine and poison is the dose
Click on my biker photo below to join me on my brand new FACEBOOK page
Sugar Bush Squirrel guards one of the size 10 shoes that was hurled at President Bush in Iraq. Muntadar al-Zeidi, a correspondent for Al-Baghdadia TV, threw the shoes at President Bush while yelling, "This is a farewell kiss, Dog." Sugar Bush Squirrel, on guard duty yelled back while holding up her weapon, "Kiss this, al-Zeidi!"
SNN Squirrel News Network's roving political reporters caught up with Joe the Plumber hard at work.
Joe had this comment, "Oooh! It looks like somebody's been spreadin' something around besides the wealth!"
SNN Squirrel News Network Political Commentary...
Sugar Bush Squirrel speaks out:
"Read My Lipstick!
Forget about the pig and the pit bull...there's nothing cuter than lipstick on a squirrel!!!"
SNN Squirrel News Network...
captured this photo today of Republican VP candidate Sarah Palin, more affectionately known as Sarah-cuda, as she was overheard saying,"I don't need no stinkin' jet. I've got my own transportation here and I've got my hammers ready. Just show me the way to that glass ceiling!"
Did I hear Jesse Jackson mention something about NUTS???
My 2016 Calendars were the biggest hit yet!
Thanks everybody for making my 2016 Sugar Bush Squirrel desk calendar the best seller ever. People just can't get enough of my fuzzy little face & fabulous outfits...
2017 Calendars on pre-sale NOW for mid December shipping
The Secret SentimentTM Collection
FUN, CUTE AND ON THE CUTTING EDGE OF CREATIVITY...
For the first time anywhere, a new concept in
Sugar Bush Squirrel's Secret SentimentTM Collection offers a wide range of 3 dimensional photo greeting cards that 'lock' together to hide your Secret SentimentTM for the other person (so outsiders can't easily read it) until it is opened by the recipient!
"I've locked away what I want to say,
On this, a Special Occasion.
Now no one can read my Secret Sentiment TM,
Till it reaches its destination."
Click on the photo below to go to The Card Shoppe to check out this new collection!
The Smokin' Skillet
Click on my chef photo above to go to my brand new web page where you can send in recipes to share with all of my fans. After testing them, the recipes that 'activate my yummy' will be added to the page. Now, leave some of your own recipes or you can just lick my skillet!
SNN Squirrel News Network
February 24, 2008
After 49 years as ruler of Cuba, Castro has stepped down and his younger brother, Raul, has taken over as leader.
Independent Presidential Candidate Sugar Bush Squirrel closely watches the voting results on Super Tuesday.
Checking it all out to see which Republican, Democrat & Independent will be running against her, Sugar Bush keeps tabs on which states are confused and can't decide which candidate to vote for so she can do more stumpin' and whistlin' in those particular states.
Sugar Bush Squirrel watches Super Bowl XLII from home
This past week a director, a producer and an entire camera and sound crew flew in to Boca Raton, Florida, from Hollywood, California, to film 'Sugar Bush Squirrel: The Documentary'. Sugar Bush said today that she was just too exhausted to fly out & watch the Super Bowl from her box seats this year and chose to sit this one out at home in her favorite rocker.
SNN Squirrel News Network News Flash
Benazir Bhutto has been assassinated...
Benazir Bhutto 6/21/53 - 12/27/07
Opposition leader, Benazir Bhutto, was assassinated in Pakistan on December 27th, just 2 months after her triumphant return from exile. Sugar Bush Squirrel and the SNN Squirrel News Network send their condolences to her family and followers.
SNN French News...
'Virgin' Busted on Wedding Night
SNN Squirrel News Network has just acquired this information from Paris:
The bride said she was a virgin but on her wedding night her new husband discovered it was a lie. He took her to court to annul the marriage — and a French judge agreed.
The ruling ended the Muslim couple's union but has the French community's thongs in a bunch. One was heard saying, 'our much-cherished secular values are losing ground to cultural traditions from its fast-growing immigrant communities'.
Muslim women have a long-held custom demanding proof of virginity on the wedding night.
France a few years ago passed a law banning Muslim headscarves from classrooms, a move that caused a hissy fit in the Muslim world.
Now another law is being used to condone the custom requiring a woman to enter marriage as a virgin, and prove it. This time in Paris...Oops! Busted!
Sugar Bush Squirrel
The Littlest Furfighter
Sugar Bush Squirrel, The Littlest Furfighter, suited up and joined firefighters to help put out the wildfires that were out of control and sweeping across Southern California. Now that the fires have been extinguished, Sugar Bush is on her way home to Boca Raton, Florida.
Shut Up!!! Meooowww!!!
Sugar Bush Squirrel was recently a featured guest on the fantastic new TV show on the TLC Channel, Fashionably Late with Stacy London. Here Stacy London has been squirreled in Sugar Bush's own version called
It's a squirrels' night out worth staying in for!
Grab a soothing massage and then take a leisurely stroll through my brand new
Bushy Tail Boutique!
The Bushy Tail Boutique
Click on any of Sugar Bush's plush animals with their outfits below to go directly to
The Bushy Tail Boutique
Squirrels in the Hoodie
(yellow shoes no longer available)
Gnawtical but Nice
Gnaw 'n Order Cop
Squirrel Hunter Green Sweater
with Red T-Strap shoes
Space Shuttle (limited supply)
Brokenut Mountain Cowboy
Squirrelduggery the Pirate
Treasure Chest Trunk Set
To see more photos of the one and only, Sugar Bush Squirrel, keep scrolling...
Ahhhhh...Another Day in Paradise!
Greetings from my secluded beach hideaway on an undisclosed island in the South Pacific. I'll be spending the summer here in my new yellow sandals before returning to Boca Raton and getting back to work in my studio for the fall and winter season. The squirrels back in Boca are working on some great stuff for fall including lots of new greeting cards and lots of new outfits for my 6" stuffed animal. Check out the very first fashions of an entire collection of clothing and accessories for my stuffed animal in The Bushy Tail Boutique.
I'll be back soon... Till then, balmy breezes to you! Sugar Bush
Click below to check out the latest video of me on YouTube
Hope all of you are enjoying your summer as much as I'm enjoying my new yellow sandals! It's great here in the South Pacific but I'm looking forward to getting back home and getting back to work this fall...see you then!
Sugar Bush Squirrel takes Seattle by Storm!
With huge billboards and on buses all over Seattle, Washington, and all surrounding counties, Sugar Bush has been named the mascot for Sound Transit for a year! She's taking their minds off traffic.
Check out these shots of her billboards and buses...
" I think I need a siesta after all that work!"
(from the Sugar Bush Squirrel baby album)
Hey, Sugar Bush! Now that you're a Superstar and
it's a new year, what are you gonna to do next?
The Indianapolis Colts have
won their second Super Bowl as Peyton Manning holds on to win 29 to
17 and to bring the Vince Lombardi Trophy home to Indy. The
Chicago Bears suffered turnovers and 20 of 28 passes for only 165
yards. Sunny south Florida opened up a steady drizzle making
Super Bowl XLI the first Super Bowl in history to be played in the
rain. From her posh and dry personal box seat at Dolphin
Stadium, Sugar Bush Squirrel watched every play and sends her best
to both teams for an exciting game!
Tears run from the eyes of U.S. President George W.
Bush and Sugar Bush Squirrel during a ceremony in honor of Medal of
Honor winner Marine Cpl. Jason Dunham in the East room of the White
House in Washington, January 11, 2007. Cpl. Dunham was killed when
he jumped on a grenade to save fellow members of his Marine patrol
while serving in Iraq. For those of you who think these two
patriots have no feelings for those who have fallen...think
Alright, Listen Up, Americans... or anybody who wants to be an American...
Veterans Day will come and go but Sugar Bush Squirrel thinks...
EVERY DAY SHOULD BE VETERANS DAY!
Click on my Military Police shot to the right to go to my Military Hero Page and don't ever forget the men and women who risk their lives for us 24/7... present, retired or deceased!!!
Photo Salute to the
of military related photos...just click on each photo to
see it up close!
Sugar Bush SquirrelR
Do you have someone in the Military you'd like to send a unique card to or write a letter to and just can't find that right card? Sugar Bush Squirrel has the solution...
Click on any one of the photos below to proceed to the Military Hero Page where you can see all of her Military Notecards.
Saddam Hussein, The Butcher of Baghdad, has been
executed for heinous crimes against humanity. He was hanged
in Iraq at daybreak, December 30, 2006.
As Saddam Hussein was sweating it out in his cell
reflecting on the heinous crimes he had committed, Sugar Bush
Squirrel was volunteering for sentry duty and inspecting the
gallows before the punishment was finally carried
out. Hussein was hanged in Iraq, December 30,
or on the new photo of me in
my Italian Pin Striped Suit.
SNN Cuban Correspondent...
Castro is still alive. Rumors have been swirling around former Cuban President Fidel Castro with stories of his demise but one of Squirrel News Network's Cuban Undercover Agents slipped into his hospital room last night and snapped this photo of the Cuban leader who, as you can see, is alive and well and ready to jump into his boots and arm himself if need be.
Our SNN Squirrel News Network Caribbean Correspondent caught up with Sugar Bush hiding out for Thanksgiving in Jamaica.
This Superstar Squirrel thought being incognito with dreadlocks would fool the snappers from interrupting her island-hopping vacation but once the stalkerazzi 'got a bead' on her it was 'no problem, mon' to get this stupendous snapshot! Sugar Bush told one paparazzi, "Jamaican me crazy!"
Jackson is making a comeback with the Rap Group 'Blackeye
Peas'...our SNN Sleuth has found out that the CD tracks are already
'in the can'...
Network Celebrity Chatter has it that Michael is collaborating in a
music studio (in Ireland) with Will.I.Am and the Rap Group
'Blackeye Peas'. SNN has acquired this exclusive photo
secretly taken inside the studio where the King of Pop and
Will.I.Am and his 'Blackeye Peas' are rehearsing for an upcoming
CD. SNN Celebrity Chatter has learned that Michael Jackson
will be making the announcement formally on Thursday, but our
SNN Sleuth found out that the completed CD tracks are already 'in
the can'...you heard it here first!
SNN Scientific Phenomenon... Could Aliens be
trying to contact Sugar Bush Squirrel???
The only known cell phone photo that was taken in
Chicago of the recent UFO sighting was shot by Sugar Bush Squirrel
who was substituting for a friend on American Airlines as a
Flight Attendant. Sugar Bush just happened to have her cell
phone handy and snapped a shot of the UFO and all of the
scienctific community is shocked at what they saw on the
photograph. A green alien was holding a sign that read,
"Hello Sugar Bush Squirrel. Want to contact you. Your friendly
Aliens from the planet Uranut." Sugar Bush was asked to
take her phone immediately to NASA so they
could test the shot for authenticity. In the photo below
you can see her cell phone in her flight bag as she carries it to
the Space Lab. It was probably just some of her fans playing
a trick on her because they all knew she was on that
flight. We'll have to wait and see. Check out
the cell phone photo for yourself below. We enlarged it
so you could see it here
Sugar Bush Squirrel says,
"Bet you wish you had an easy button
like mine! How do you think I do all of this
You know, we hear so much in the news about 'boots on the
ground' and 'planes in the sky' but Sugar Bush wants to make sure
we honor the men and women 'on the seas', too. Don't forget
our US Navy and all of our Naval Coalition Forces in this war on
"Safe Harbors Help Provide Safe Homes," says Sugar Bush
SNN Squirrel News Network Sports hopes
everyone enjoyed the Army-Navy Football game Saturday, Dec.
The Navy Midshipmen held on to win over the Army
Black Knights 26-14. Congrats to the Navy! You can
always count on this game for excitement and nail biting action and
this year was no exception. See you guys next
Top Gun Ties the Knot in
SNN's Roving Rome Reporter snapped this shot of Tom
Cruise. He flew over to Italy alone to make final
preparations for the wedding which took place on Saturday November
18th. They exchanged vows in a castle but in our
exclusive photo below Tom was seen checking
out how a table for the reception would look at the
Coliseum in Rome. Evidently that location didn't work out
because they decided to keep everything secluded from the
public's view. TomKat and TomKitten joined him in
Rome for the Scientology wedding and no one is sure about a
honeymoon. Who knows... It's hard to keep up with
them. We know Tom's happy because in our photo of him below
it looks as if his little foot is jumping up and
down just like he was jumping up and down on Oprah's
Sugar Bush Squirrel after demanding an apology from Senator
John Kerry for his outrageous remarks on the education of our
military finally got that apology at 4:17 PM. In Senator
Kerry's remarks he insinuated, more or less, that 'if you
don't get an education you'll end up stuck in Iraq.' Below we
see a photo of one of our soldiers in Iraq with a sign mocking
Senator Kerry's ridiculous comments...
Here are the
facts, Senator Kerry:
forces are better educated than the general population. We
have the best equipped and best educated troops in the world.
99.3% are high school grads or equivalent while only 88.1% of
US civilians have the same. 97.5% of our commissioned
officers have college degrees while only 56.9% of the general
population have the same.
Our own Sugar Bush
Squirrel, in a surprise announcement this afternoon on the
nationally syndicated Tammy Bruce Radio Talk Show out of Los
Angeles, shocked the whole nation with the news that she
will be the first squirrel to run for President of the United
With her campaign
headquarters buzzing tonight in Boca Raton, Florida, she ran into a
real problem when throwing her hat into the ring. She wears
so many different hats that she filled the ring
up, causing alarm from both Republican and Democratic
party officials who feared their candidates wouldn't have room in
the ring for their few hats come May. Sugar
Bush said she'd make room for them and removed a couple of
hats before throwing in her Uncle Sam hat which she wears on
her official campaign poster.
Bush's Eastern Gray Party is new and she is
announcing her candidacy early so the whole nation can become more
familiar with her no-nonsense and common sense approach to politics
before the other candidates finally jump on the bandwagon next
May. Keep watching for her stump speeches and
whistle-stops as she campaigns across the country. And
don't be surprised if Mt. Rushmore is renamed Mt.
Rushnut come 2008.
Squirrel's First Official Presidential Campaign
candidate, Sugar Bush Squirrel, throws all of her hats in the
News Network (on October 28th, 2006) wishes a Happy 120th Birthday
to The Statue of Liberty...
presidential candidate on the Eastern Gray Party ticket I've been
asked to give my stand on the issue of immigration. As you
know I take a no-nonsense and common sense approach to solutions to
today's problems. My stand on immigration could not be more
clear than in the words of President Theodore Roosevelt in
1907. Read his lips and you'll be reading
the first place, we should insist that if the immigrant who comes
here in good faith becomes an American and assimilates himself to
us, he shall be treated on an exact equality with everyone else,
for it is an outrage to discriminate against any such man because
of creed, or birthplace, or origin. BUT this is predicated
upon the person's becoming in every facet an American, and nothing
but an American...There can be no divided allegiance
here. Any man who says he is an American, but something
else also, isn't an American at all. We have room for but one
flag, the American flag...We have room for but one language here,
and that is the English language, and we have room for but one sole loyalty
and that is a loyalty to the American
SNN Squirrel News Network Obituaries
Squirrels and people alike are mourning the loss of our devoted President of The Squirrel Lovers' Club, Gregg Bassett. The photo below was taken just this August, 2008. Here Sugar Bush Squirrel (right), finally got to meet Happy (left), Gregg's beloved pet squirrel of 11 years. Happy is absolutely adorable and is missing Gregg as are we all! We are all better off having had such a wonderful animal loving person in our midst. God bless you Gregg and your lovely wife Kathy in her time of grief.
Kelly's lost another friend. Sunday, October 28th, 2007, country music star Porter Wagoner died from lung cancer. Kelly & Porter performed on many shows together and were great friends. Kelly's best memory of Porter was when they used to sit and talk about his nights out on the lake with his dogs fishing. He said that's when he was the happiest. Show business takes its toll and the peace and quiet of the lake at night was what brought him the kind of solitude that's so hard to find. We'll all miss you, Porter!
President Gerald Ford has passed
away Tuesday, December 26, 2006, at the age of 93. His
wife Betty Ford made the announcement. Ford, who served 895
days in the White House and was Nixon's hand-picked successor, was
the longest living President and had been living in Rancho Mirage,
California. All of us at SNN extend our sympathies to the
Ford family. He was truly a great man.
Barbara McNair, a pioneering African-American
singer-actress who hosted her own TV variety show and starred with
Sidney Poitier and Elvis Presley in the late 60's and early 70s,
has died. She was 72.
died Sunday in Los Angeles after a battle with throat cancer, her
sister, Jacqueline Gaither, said.
photo below is of Barbara McNair and Kelly Foxton at one of the
many celebrity tennis matches where they performed together to
raise money for charities. Kelly said, "Barbara was a dear
friend and will be greatly missed by all of us."
world is mourning the sudden death of 44 year old Steve Irwin, The
Crocodile Hunter and owner of The Australia Zoo. Steve was
killed while filming off of the remote coast of northeastern
Queensland state. The segment he was shooting was called
'Ocean's Deadliest' which proved to be true as he swam too close on
top of a stingray and the barb on the stingray's tail entered
his ribcage and pierced his heart. He leaves behind his
beautiful wife, Terri, and two children, Bindi Sue 8 and Bob who
will be 3 in December.
SNN Squirrel News Network's
own Sugar Bush Squirrel wins The Nutbell Peace
Sugar Bush Squirrel
of the United States of America has just been awarded the
Nutbell Peace Prize for her work in helping rid the world of
terrorism. This photo was snapped just after the announcement
in Oslo, Norway, where the prize was given to her in
the Nutbell Wing of the Nobel Institute.
She stopped in
Oslo only briefly on her way to Pakistan where she will be
searching for Osama bin Laden in the northern region around
the border with China. She received a tip that he
had been spotted there in the last few days. She'll also be
doing some mountain climbing while there as the K2 Summit is a
challenge she just can't pass up.
Squirrel News Network has very auspicious
news from Japan...Princess Kiko has given birth to a baby
boy (third in line for the Chrysanthemum
September 6, 2006, at 8:27 AM, Princess Kiko, 39, gave birth by
Caesarean section to a little 5 pound 10 ounce boy at Tokyo's
elite Aiiku Hospital. He will be named Tuesday...seven days
after birth. It brings to an end a 41 year wait for a male
heir to the Chrysanthemum Throne, the oldest monarchy in the world
with 125 unbroken generations.
He will be
third in line for the throne. Here's his immediate
Emperor Akihito and Empress Michiko, Crowned
Prince Naruhito his wife Princess Masako and daughter
Aiko, Prince Akishino and wife Princess Kiko and
their two daughters (and older sisters to the new baby) Princesses
Mako and Kako
Squirrel thinks they should name the new baby, Rio, after her big
sister. It fits:
Marlins had lowest payroll in baseball, under $14.5
Sanchez, 22 year old rookie pitcher from Venezuela, pitched his 1st
his 1st shut-out
golly, it was a No-Hitter!!!
on a thrilling
Sanchez, you've been
SNN exclusive baby photo of
(daughter of Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes) was born April 18, 2006,
but had never appeared in any published photographs prompting
speculation about her very existence. But, as you can see,
Suri is alive and well here in her little antique Madame
Alexander crib already surrounded by what could possibly be
Scientology paraphernalia. Looking closely you can see the
resemblance to both parents with her dark hair and big black
eyes. Welcome to the world, little Suri!
News from Boulder, Colorado
...John Mark Karr cleared in the murder case of
Mark Karr, 41, who was arrested in the murder case of 6
year old beauty queen JonBenet Ramsey, will not be charged in
the case. He was brought to Boulder, Colorado, to see if
his DNA matched that taken at the crime scene but his attorney
said no match was found. (Looks also like the child
porn charges against Karr in California from 2001, not related to
the JonBenet case, won't hold up either partly due to the
fact that Karr's confiscated personal computer was lost by
authorities.) Just one more bizarre turn of events in this
little girl's sad story.
Just in time for the release of the new Jack Sparrow
movie, Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest, Sugar Bush
Squirrel has set sail on the high seas for adventures and
squirrelduggery of her own. With her trusty sword
she's prepared to fight off any scallywags or buccaneers who
try to hornswaggle her out of her doubloons. With the Jolly
Roger waving high on the mast above her, she warns all other
squirrels in the Caribbean that 'Dead squirrels tell no
tales'. "Ye'll be walkin' the plank if ye try to scuttle me
hull or steal me booty!Aarrgh!"
SNN News Flash...
Sugar Bush Squirrel's warning to Kim Jong-il of North Korea
July 4th was loud and clear, "Don't make me come over there!"
Sugar Bush goes on to say, "You can't trust these
North Korean guys because it's obvious that they're testing a way
to launch a nuclear warhead. After 6 tests today which
included a T-2 long range missle, capable of reaching the USA but
which failed 42 seconds in mid-air after lift off, our
American government calls it 'provocation', but I call it an
imminent threat to our allies, Japan and South Korea." Sugar Bush
says face-to-face on a private computer hook-up with Kim
Jong-il himself, "Don't make
me come over there!"
Happy 4th of July
Sugar Bush Squirrel®
starts to step from her stretch limousine but the crowd is so large and there are so many paparazzi...
...she steps back in and
stands up through the sunroof to greet her fans & pawtograph
seekers in Italy!!!
White Hot...Miami Heat
The new NBA Champions were cheered on June 20th in game
6 by the smallest member of the Miami Heat Dancers, our own Sugar
Bush Squirrel, who flew back from Italy to perform in the NBA
finals' halftime shows. Congrats to Coach Pat Riley, MVP
Dwayne Wade and the Fabulous 15 on a job well
al-Zarqawi has been terminated by Sugar Bush Squirrel and
Special U.S. Forces
Abu Musab al-Zarqawi,
the al-Qaida leader who waged a bloody campaign of suicide bombings
and beheadings, was killed overnight by F-16 fighter jets
dropping two 500-pound bombs. It was a long sought
victory in the war in Iraq. It has been reported that Sugar
Bush Squirrel was the pilot of one of those F-16's and we will have
more from her as the wire services provide more footage from
SNN News from the 101st
Sugar Bush Squirrel, as part of Operation Swarmer,
was caught on film in Iraq dropping from a helicopter
with the 101st Airborne. Around 50
over 1500 troops to the ground in an area just north of
16th, in what is known as Operation Swarmer, the largest air attack
in the war on terror to date. Sugar Bush joined the troops as
they went door to door in a surprise sweep of the area. You
Sugar Bush Squirrel at
Riding in parades through The French Quarter
down Bourbon Street, Sugar Bush Squirrel was the hit of this
year's Mardi Gras in New Orleans. Her flashy costume and her
jazz musicians stole the show in The Big
devasatation of Hurricane Katrina has brought new meaning to
the lyrics ... 'Do You Know What It Means To Miss New
From her own personal
box seat in Detroit, Sugar Bush Squirrel monitors every
play in Super Bowl XL. Below she congratulates Jerome
Bettis as the Pittsburgh Steelers win 21-10 over the Seattle
Seahawks. Sugar Bush likes both teams and said
she felt they both played exceptionally well and thought
the game was exciting all the way to the end. Performing at
half-time were Sugar Bush's good friends, Mick Jagger and the
Rolling Stones...see photo below.
Sugar Bush Squirrel helped utility
workers restore electricity and telephone service to the
hurricane-ravaged Gulf Coast and has since come home to Boca Raton,
Florida, to help her own utility companies in the wake of Hurricane
Wilma. Sugar Bush wants to thank everyone who's been so quick
to respond to the needs of the people in America following
these deadly storms. Also, Sugar Bush and I want to thank all
of you for your emails and cards of concern for our safety.
We want to insure you that we are all fine and that
we sustained very little damage to our property; however,
thousands of people in South Florida are dealing with
considerable hardship and we are doing all we can to help them
cope in their time of need.
Bush Squirrel rushed to the Gulf Coast, after Hurricanes
Katrina and Rita, to help the people restore their electricity and
telephone service. As if climbing telephone
poles weren't risky enough, Sugar Bush had to make sure
that she carried her rifle on her shoulder at all times, as rescue
workers have been fired upon by a band of wild thugs. When
asked about the danger, she said, "No big deal. I'm used to
being shot at in Iraq and Afghanistan. I just want to help
these people get their lives back in order." You
NEWS from London....
Sugar Bush Squirrel spent 4 weeks in London
to help rescue workers in the wake of the barbaric terrorists
blasts that rocked the subway and bus systems. She found a
suspicious back pack at a London phone booth and immediately called
in the bomb squad to defuse it.
Sugar Bush has lots of friends in England and was
devastated by these latest events. She stayed in London
and helped until the unrest was resolved.
World's Most Photographed Squirrel'
The Buzz on Sugar Bush...
The paparazzi snapped this candid shot of
Sugar Bush Squirrel, the Superstar Squirrel, on the set of her
movie in Italy. Her movie has been placed on
hold due to the recent attacks in London and she had to get
back to the USA to help the rescue and utility workers on the
Gulf Coast. When her help is no longer needed
there, she will be heading back to Afghanistan to
continue her hunt for
the evil bin Laden, until her movie resumes filming.
Dark and difficult times are ahead for Hairy.
Everything is about to change. This is a chance for eternal
glory but people die in this Triwizard
School of Hogwarts
House of Gryffindor
& the Goblet of Fire
All Harry Potter related
characters & elements are trademarks of Warner Bros.
Entertainment, Inc. All rights
This is where the fun begins:
Sugar Bush Squirrel is finally revealed as the one and
only, Anutkin Squirrelwalker, The Chosen One. Winning the
battle against Obi-Wan KeNutbi, in her quest for greater power,
she becomes the epitome of all evil.
The Squirrel Wars Saga, The Final Episode, slides to the dark
"All the lightsaber skills can't help you escape your
"That prophecy misread, could have been."
"Over, this fight is not."
"Strong is the dark side now!"
Squirrelwalker slides to the dark side
Any reference to Star Wars or anything related to Star
Wars is property of the following:
Now that the final episode of the long running Star Trek series
has ended, Trekkies from all over the world have started a massive
campaign to make Sugar Bush Squirrel the Captain of the new
Squirrelship Enterprise. She is the perfect choice for the
position with her vast array of knowledge in the fields of warp
drive systems and planetary exploration. Sugar Bush has
already gone where no squirrel has ever gone before--to
Superstardom at warp speed. As valedictorian of her class at
Squirrelfleet Academy, she is undoubtedly the top choice for the
position as the new Captain. While leading her
batlith team to victory at the Academy, Sugar Bush
Squirrel was so feared by the Klingons, that they coined
the phrase 'it's a good day to die' all because they knew
their fate going into the
arena against her!
So pick up your tri-corders, charge up your fazers and step
into the transporter for a journey beyond your wildest dreams, as
we explore the Final Frontier together with Capt. Sugar Bush
Squirrel on the bridge.
For these are the Forages of the
Capt. Sugar Bush
Squirrel finds her tri-corder in the rugged terrain
Sugar Bush represents old time values and doing good
deeds. These are things which most people have just
plain forgotten about. Sugar Bush Squirrel's Fans around the globe, are starting
to play a part in bringing people together by doing
things which will bring out the very best in human
nature and make changes in the world, one nut at a
time. Sugar Bush believes that people are basically good, deep down, and she is
determined to bring that goodness to the surface. To remain
a fan of hers in good standing you must do at least one
good deed, for another human being or animal, EVERY DAY!
These good deeds will be posted on the Fan Page for all
the world to see how thoughtful Sugar Bush's Fans are and how they
'Making the world a better place, one nut at a
Squirrel has joined
SNN Squirrel News Network
Sugar Bush Squirrel, as anchor of the number
one squirrel news station, will be
keeping you informed with the latest
up-to-the-minute breaking news stories and other tid bits of news,
sports, and weather, as well as celebrity andhuman interest reports, as they come across her
"I want to
congratulate the people of Iraq whose officials, on August 28,
2005, finalized the draft for a permanent
Constitution. This draft was sent to public referendum
on October 15, 2005. On December 15th, a new Iraqi
government election was held. The Iraqi people are on their
way, right on schedule, to becoming a free
nation. We, in the United States
of America, are proud of you for your courage and
Click on their images below to read these archived
Jackson, "I'm a free man!"
Spears, 'Nut me baby, one more time!'
Click on the
images below to go toarchived stories relating to
The Indy 500...Sugar Bush in Pole
Martha Stewart, The Big House Bytes
Big Ben, London's landmark
clock, stopped ticking at 10:20 p.m. for 90 minutes Friday
night, baffling engineers. There was speculation that a
recent spell of hot weather may have been to blame and Friday
night was extremely hot.
SNN Squirrel News Network has finally solved the
mystery of why Big Ben stopped ticking. Here's the
Sugar Bush Squirrel, the
Superstar Squirrel & the World's Most Photographed Squirrel,
made a stop-over in London on her way to Italy. Having been
offered the leading role in the remake of the famous movie, Ben
Fur, Sugar Bush had to bow out of the Indy 500 pole position
(for which she had just qualified) and immediately leave for
She was seen climbing
the side of the Big Ben Tower on theBig Ben Web Cam by some Internet viewers. She entered a small
portal in the top of the tower where she has a secret
penthouse. She immediately put on her lambie PJ's and
nightcap, turned on her little fan (as it was extremely hot) and
went to sleep in her brass bed.
At 10:07 p.m. she heard a
loud noise and jumped up in the bed to see what it was. The
gears in the clock's works had caught her little fan
and jerked it up off of the table and carried it around
through the gears. At 10:20 p.m. the fan jammed the gears
and stopped the clock dead in its tracks!
Quite shaken, Sugar
Bush started pulling and pulling at the fan to get it out of
the gears, but it took her 90 minutes to finally pull it free, and
the clock started ticking once again.
Sugar Bush Squirrel wants to
apologize to the people of London for putting her little fan too
close to Big Ben's gears and for causing alarm in the House of
Commons. She plans to renovate her penthouse later this
summer and will be installing air conditioning.
SNN BREAKING NEWS...
Tired of waiting for bounty hunters to find him, Sugar Bush Squirrel has decided to go undercover in the Middle East to hunt for the evil Osama bin Laden. Bringing new meaning to the term 'Squirrel Hunting', Sugar Bush, armed with an all terrain vehicle, weapons and undercover attire, still plans to anchor the SNN news from undisclosed locations within Afghanistan.
She was heard saying just last night, "If Geraldo can do it, I can, too. While Geraldo's over there trying to dig up a story, I'm gonna be huntin' & diggin' up bin Laden's nuts. And when I find them, I'll find him!!!"
According to all of the 'chatter' on the Squirrel Wide Web, between Sugar Bush's network of underground squirrels and flying squirrels, she's expecting to find Osama in a spider hole or mountainous hideaway, somewhere in Pakistan along the Afghanistan border.
SNN News story leading up to
al-Zarqawi, believed to have orchestrated a wave of car bombings,
kidnappings, assassinations and beheadings across Iraq, had to jump
out of a pick-up truck to escape Sugar Bush Squirrel and Special
U.S. Forces. He left behind a cache of supplies and weapons
along with several key pieces of intelligence in a bag, including
portable mini plug-in hard-drives, his laptop computer and phone
numbers. Under the 'My Pictures' folder in his laptop, Sugar
Bush Squirrel found that it was full of photos and phone
numbers. He also left behind $100,000 dollars in Euro
currency. Al-Zarqawi is believed to have hidden under an
overpass and escaped. Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld said,
"I think he is on the run. Life for a terrorist, extremist,
In the photo
to the left you will see Sugar Bush holding a photo of
al-Zarqawi and the photo below shows the cache she and the Special
Forces found. Sugar Bush Squirrel will continue to stay
undercover in Iraq and Afghanistan until Osama bin Laden and Abu
Musab al-Zarqawi are both captured. While al-Zarqawi is
primarily 'operational', bin Laden is primarily 'inspirational',
yet the evil duo has 25 million dollars riding on each of
their heads! The brave and undaunted, Sugar
Bush Squirrel, plans to donate it all to her favorite
charities when she captures them.
A major announcement from Sugar Bush herself...
"Due to such an overwhelming response to my web
site, my staff is working overtime to get all of your
ePal photos onto The ePal
Pages. (Little squirrels can
only do so much.) Please keep sending the emails and photos
and we, at SNN and theSugar Bush Squirrel Web
Site, will do all we can to get it all done ASAP.
I flew over with First Lady Laura Bush to
Afghanistan a few months ago,searching for the
evil Osama bin Laden. I was able to
keep in touch with my staff back in Florida and kept up
with all of myePalsandFans.
I was also able to continue surfing the Squirrel
Wide Web for breaking news stories, as they happened, and
managed to pass them on to you.
And for all of you non-believers out there who swear
that I'm taxidermied, I've decided to put some of my photos on my
web site where I'm 'in action'.Check the
bottom of this homepage or check it out on theFan Club Pageto see
me inKung fu action
shots! Also check
out the live shots of me in Afghanistan and Iraq right here on this
page. No taxidermied squirrel could ever fight like I
can...I'm tough, I'm brave, and I can take on the terrorists with
the best of 'em!"
SNN exclusive shots just in
from Iraq, of Sugar Bush Squirrel....
photograper, embedded with US Troops in Iraq, captured
these images of Sugar Bush riding along in her
tank, leading her Sugar Bush Squirrel Tank Attack Team.
We, then, see her spotting enemy aircraft, aiming and opening
fire. We've been told that she was successful in bringing the
enemy aircraft down, without casualties to her ground
forces. Sugar Bush was quoted as saying, "I felt as if I were
caught between 'Iraq and a hard place'...it was either shoot or be
Weather footage from
Squirrel wanted you to see what she's up against, over in the
Middle East. Here, at an undisclosed location in Iraq, she
was overwhelmed by this giant sandstorm that approached quickly and
turned day into night! Sugar Bush said, "It
was so dark I couldn't even find my
capture all of the evil terrorists and help to free Iraq is
difficult, especially when the weather doesn't
cooperate! Nevertheless, Sugar Bush Squirrel is
bound and determined to help bring the evil bin Laden to
justice! "I'm bringin' you down next, bin Laden," Sugar Bush
was quoted as saying just after she dropped the bomb on
was key in giving information to the CIA and Pakistan as to the
whereabouts of Al-Qaeda's #3 man, Abu Farraj al-Libbi, who was
captured in Pakistan. Sugar Bush was busy in Iraq at the
time, where she and her Tank Attack Team were taking on enemy
aircraft fire. Upon hearing of his capture she said,
"Nuts!!! There went 1 million dollars I could have had to
give to my charities and I'm stuck here in Iraq and missed it, but
I'm glad my information helped them track him down and nab
Sugar Bush worked hand in hand with the CIA's most
famous division, its clandestine service, and provided key details
to Pakistani forces that eventually led to the pre-dawn raid and
al-Libbi's capture........You go, Squirrel!!!
A close call in Afghanistan today for Sugar Bush
Squirrel as she was caught off guard while cleaning one of
her rifles. The photographer, who has so bravely followed Sugar
Bush on her mission to find the evil bin Laden, snapped
these alarming photos as Sugar Bush took on a round of enemy
gunshots. Jumping out of the line of fire, Sugar Bush rolled
backward, only to find that her rifle
Squirrel then bravely jumps up, grabs her other rifle, and begins
to open fire on the enemy. Finally safe, Sugar
Bush lays low behind a hill, knowing it could happen all
over again, at any moment. Sugar Bush Squirrel was heard
saying after this incident, "I must be gettin' close to Osama for
his cronies to get me in their sites. Yep, I must be sniffin'
up his robes, 'cause a hit dog hollers!"
Military update from SNN
Squirrel News Network...
believed that Sugar Bush Squirrel may have wounded Abu Musab
al-Zarqawi in this very attack when she picked up her other rifle
and started shooting. Middle East sources are
reporting that al-Zarqawi is indeed wounded and we believe
that he was hit by our own superhero, Sugar Bush
Squirrel. When she was bushwhacked, being the marksman she
is, Sugar Bush retaliated with a bullet to
his buttocks. When asked if she thought that
al-Zarqawi would be apprehended soon, she replied,
"Absolutely! It'll be easier for me to get him now because
he'll be draggin' his butt."
It has now
been verified through special autopsy results on al-Zarqawi
that he was indeed shot in the buttocks by Sugar Bush
Squirrel. A few scars from her special little AK-47 rifle
were revealed on his rear which proves he had to drag his butt
around and wasn't able to get away this last time. Thanks to
Sugar Bush's aim and the spectacular undercover work of our
military and intelligence network, he was restricted to
recuperating in his safehouse just long enough for her to drop the
bomb on him from her F-16. You go, Squirrel!
SNN archived Iraq Report
leading up to the termination of al-Zarqawi...
Sugar Bush Squirrel and US
Forces nab 'key player' in Iraqi insurgency.
Abu Musab al-Zarqawi's leader in
Mosul is out of business. Abu Talha, aka Mohammed Khalaf, has
been captured by Sugar Bush Squirrel and US
Forces. Having served as al-Zarqawi's right hand
man, he's also been known as 'the emir of Mosul' and has
served as a key leader in the al-Qaida
Sugar Bush Squirrel was quoted as
saying, "I grabbed his nuts, to add to my cache,
as US Forces were pulling him out of his hiding spot.
Look out al-Zarqawi. You're next! Hide your nuts carefully,
'cause they're mine!"
This of course turns out
to be true. Read story of his termination at top of
"Pray for our troops and all of our allied
coalition forces around the globe. Don't come back at me
with some smart remark about prayer...I don't care 'to whom' you
JUST DO IT," says Sugar Bush
Click on one of the links below and watch a moving
video that supports our troops.
(Here are multiple links to a really
moving PPS video, in case one or the other of them doesn't
work for you.)
Below are two of 18 photos of the bombing of Pearl
Harbor which were taken by a man stationed there at the time.
He never published the photos and his family just released
Click on either of the 2 photos below to go to the
Military Photos Page to see more of these never before seen
photos. Sugar Bush wants you to see them first. She
never forgets those who died for her country and you shouldn't
SNN Anchor, Sugar Bush Squirrel, has found that there
used to be a severe drug problem in America and she has now
Click on the hippy squirrel below to read why this
drug situation was a positive thing...
SNN News from our Rome
seeing white smoke bellowing out of the chimney pipe atop the
Sistine Chapel, it was announced that Cardinal Joseph
Ratzinger of Germany (forever to be known as Pope Benedict
XVI) had been chosen as the 265th
Benedict XVI's inauguration mass in Saint Peter's Square was
held Sunday, April 24, 2005.
was represented by Sugar Bush's own state's Governor, Jeb
Bush. Gov. Bush, of Florida, has a brother named George
(our President) and Pope Benedict XVI also has a brother named
Georg (spelled a little differently from W's).
in 4 languages, Pope Benedict XVI stepped into his place
in history, on Sunday, for all the world to greet him and wish him
Sandra Day O'Connor, the first woman appointed to the Supreme
Court, announced today that she is retiring after 24 years on the
bench. The White House has refused to comment on any possible
nominees, although rumors are scurrying around Capitol Hill that
Sugar Bush Squirrel is definitely in the running to become the
first squirrel to be nominated as a Supreme Justice. When
asked about this possibility, Sugar Bush said, "Although flattered,
I am definitely too busy to accept such a powerful position at this
SNN Sports Headlines...
Tiger Woods' magic number must be 4. After
winning the Masters Golf Tournament last yearfor the 4th
time, he has now, on January 29, 2006, become the first 4-time
winner of the Buick Invitational!!!
And this just in... August 20,
Tiger has just
won another PGA tournament....he just keeps on
Below he's 'been squirreled' as he lines up his
Vernon Winfrey (Oprah's dad) and Kelly Foxton
review the latest article on Sugar Bush Squirrel in the
NewTimes. Vernon loves Sugar Bush and always keeps up with
her whereabouts and
Click on Vernon's photo above to read
the article he's reading.
The article was written by Julia Reischel and the
photos were taken by Colby Katz.
Sun Online May 13, 2005 Friday
Royalty Reporter says...
Charles and Camilla tied the knot with a royal
wedding April 9, 2005. We, at the Squirrel News
Network, received this advance viewing of the
official royal portrait of the bride who has 'been
squirreled' and is now known to the world as
Nutchess of Cornwall.
Sporting her new designer hat, this photo was snapped
of Sugar Bush Squirrel as she appeared at the Royal
Wedding. After receiving her invitation, where it stated
that wearing hats was preferred, Sugar Bush flew from
Afghanistan to Paris,
where she picked up the hat she had designed by famous Italian
designer, Valentinut. He chose for her the hottest color this
spring, apple green, and added elaborate feathers in
flaming hues of gold, green and brown. The apple green
hat is made of the finest Italian Straw he could
find with a ribbon to match. If you look closely, you
will see that she had Valentinut add two of Rio's lime green feathers.
The rest of
Sugar Bush's wardrobe consisted of a red taffeta dress, trimmed in
matching green floral design, with a green ribbon
sash. Her bling-bling for the occasion was around her
neck, in the form of her 'new for spring', lime green necklace,
spelling out her name in diamonds.
doubt, Sugar Bush was the hit of the royal wedding and will,
undoubtedly, be first on the 'must be invited list' of all high
society affairs this year.
Obituaries in the news...
Pope John Paul II was buried Friday April 8,
2005. 'The Peoples' Pope', as he was affectionately
known, loved all living creatures, big and
The world is a better place because he
Deadly Tsunami in
Supermodel, Petra Nemcova held on to the
top of a palm tree for 8 hours during the deadly tsunami
in Asia. Nemcova, 25, and Simon Atlee, 33, were in the
Thai resort of Khao Lak on Dec. 26th, 2004, when one of the
deadliest tsunamis in modern history hit and more than 200,000
people are believed to have died.
Petra suffered a shattered pelvis and
internal injuries. Nemcova says she still has nightmares
about the experience. As the water swept her
away, she moved toward a partially submerged palm tree and clung to
it. As she struggled to find support for her lower body in
the tree branches she thinks she fell asleep or passed out
twice. (see photos to the left)
As the waves subsided, recovery efforts
were chaotic. Two Thai men eventually rescued her.
Nemcova said she admires the rescuers because they went to work
despite not knowing the fates of their own families. Petra
was finally transported to a hospital. She is now walking
with crutches but is expected to make a full recovery. Sadly,
her boyfriend, Simon, was found deceased and formally
identified on March 3, 2005.
The Czech beauty says she thinks about
Simon everyday. His favorite saying was, 'A day without
laughter is a day wasted.' He loved life and, in the moment,
she says that she is living her life 'day by day.'
the church of the Rev. Sugar Bush Squirrel,
Click above or on the photo below, of her
preaching at the pulpit, to go to the Sermon Squirrel
will be updated regularly, so keep
checking back for new and uplifting messages from the Reverend as
she quotes some of the greatest minds on earth. Send in your
own 'life's little messages' to add to her sermon and
become one of her congregation today. Rev. Squirrel will
never ask for money to keep her fellowship going, so everyone
out there remember...
For more stories like the one below, just click on the
There was a
blind girl who hated herself just because she was blind. She
hated everyone, except her loving boyfriend. He was always there
for her. She said that if she could only see the world, she would
marry her boyfriend.
someone donated a pair of eyes to her and then she could see
everything, including her boyfriend. Her boyfriend asked her,
"Now that you can see the world, will you marry me?" The girl was
shocked when she saw that her boyfriend was blind, too, and refused
to marry him.
boyfriend walked away in tears and later wrote a letter to her
saying, "Just take good care of my eyes, dear."
my favorite 'bumper sticker'
and one of
my favorite 'words of advice'..."
says,"I'm living 'la vida
loca' in Boca!"
'you've been squirreled'
by Sugar Bush
Click on Sugar Bush in her red sports car to vote
"Hey, check out my Patriotic New York Table Tennis Team! They practice every Thursday night in New York City. We need your help...Click on the Little Table Tennis animations to go to my Table Tennis page and send us your suggestions for our team. We need a name, colors, a logo, uniforms, new paddles in those uniform colors, etc. Let me know your thoughts and ideas. I'll send out free prizes for any of your ideas we use! We can all follow my Table Tennis Team as they morph into a Team to Fear!"
If you want to
live your life,
You gotta drive the
Click on Sugar Bush as a Train Engineer
to read about the 'Train of Life'
on the 'Squirrel Bytes' page
Check out these other
pages and photos and keep watching for new shots of the one
Sugar Bush Squirrel is hard at work in her design studio working on her newest creations for herBushy Tail Boutique. She wants to make sure that all of these designs for her stuffed animal's clothing line are perfect in every way! She is in the process of making the final gnawlterations on the fashions for her new line. Wait till you see them... they are fabulous!
In addition to clothes, look for bling-bling such as the cute necklace you see, around her neck, which spells out 'Supermodel'. She also has other necklaces & bracelets in the planning with 'Superstar', 'Sugar Bush', and assorted beads, pearls and other surprises!
Sugar Bush says,
"The Bushy Tail Boutique is now open and new outfits & accessories will be added regularly. Keep checking back for new and exciting things!!!"
for all of you non-believers out there, who think I'm
I am, in action, demonstrating a Kung
fu kick, as I prepared to go to
Afghanistan in search of
the squirrels below to go to different pages...
Calendars- 2017 Sugar Bush DESK CALENDERS on sale NOW for Dec. shipping dates. Get them on the Calendar Page!
The Supermodel- A page dedicated to Sugar Bush Squirrel's Modeling Career, lots of squirrel hats and squirrel outfits
The Military Hero- The first page of America's Most Patriotic Squirrel, Sugar Bush Squirrel and other pages dedicated to our armed forces and allies. Order Sugar Bush's Military Notecards and see her military shots, the squirrel hunt is on...Sugar Bush Squirrel found and killed the evil Osama bin Laden & helped rid the world of his terror...
You go, Squirrel- Sugar Bush's opinion and various opinions of others on different subjects
Squirrel Bytes- A page of helpful advice, paragraphs and uplifting short segments to give you something to think about
Sermon Squirrel- Rev. Squirrel quotes some of the most brilliant minds in the world to uplift you and make your day a little brighter...church is just a click away!
Out on a 'Limbrick'- A page dedicated strictly to Poetry...send in your favorite poem for this page
The International Fan Club- Sugar Bush Squirrel's Official Fan Club Page... learn how, together, you and Sugar Bush can help a charity & 'Make the World a Better Place, One Nut at a Time'.
My ePal Pages- Pages to show photos, letters and emails from all of Sugar Bush's ePals
The Stuffed Animal- IN STOCK NOW!!! This is the page where you can order the official Sugar Bush Squirrel 8" plush, stuffed animal
The Bushy Tail Boutique- You can now buy outfits, hats, accessories and lots of bling for the official Sugar Bush Squirrel plush, 8" stuffed animal. New outfits and accessories added regularly, so keep checking back.
Photo Gallery 1- A page of Sugar Bush's Photos (for sale), artistic photography of Sugar Bush, who is a live Eastern Gray squirrel in Squirrel Hats, Squirrel Outfits and posing with custom sets
Photo Gallery 2- A second page of Sugar Bush's Photos (for sale)
The Card Shoppe- Create your own variety box of Sugar Bush Squirrel's Notecards... small, cute greeting cards for sale (more coming real soon)
Scrapbookin' with Sugar Bush- A page of squirrels and squirrel related items & ideas for hours of scrapbookin' fun with Sugar Bush's help... COMING SOON!!!
Paper Doll Page- The Official Sugar Bush Squirrel Paper Doll... COMING SOON!!! Send in thru email your designs of squirrel outfits and hats for the new Sugar Bush paper doll and get your name on her web site as one of her ePal Designers!!!
The Puzzle Page- A brand new page to give you hours of fun with puzzles of all kinds: connect the dots, scramble, seek, maze, crossword, etc. (started but still being constructed)
Design Studio- A page for fans, ePals and all of you out there to submit your own designs for Sugar Bush... Design outfits and bling for her Stuffed Animal & Paper Doll... Win prizes!
Kelly's Page 1- A collection of Sugar Bush's Mom's photos and short biography of Ms. Foxton & her mission to help the troops. Plus Kelly's Military Pin-Up shots and a few photos of Kelly- the Country Music Star
Kelly's Page 2- Publicity photos, at the Ferrari Owners Convention, recording at RCA Studios, photos with Vince Dooley and the Georgia Bulldogs, photos with Minnesota Fats, photos with Oleg Cassini and more with her friends on the Hollywood Pro-Celebrity Tennis Circuit.
Kelly's Page 3- More of Kelly's photos starting with The Squirrel Whisperer, The Bee Gees, Bobby Riggs & lots more are to be added of Kelly and others playing in Hollywood Pro-Celebrity Tennis Tournaments...also bowling with World Champion Bowlers Brian Voss and Norm Duke.
Contact Us- A page where you can contact Sugar Bush Squirrel to make comments and contribute your own ideas for her pages
Archives- This is where old pages are filed. It consists of stories and topics that we've dicussed at length and are now old news
*Sugar Bush Squirrel is a Registered Trademark owned by Ms. Kelly Foxton, President and CEO of Foxton Industries, Inc. All Rights Reserved. No photos on this site can be reproduced for profit in any form without the written consent of Ms. Foxton & any violation thereof will be punishable to the fullest extent of the law. If you reproduce any of the photos on this web site for your web site, blog or as your avatar, you MUST use Sugar Bush Squirrel's name AND you MUST put a link to this web site: www.SugarBushSquirrel.com. Since one nasty woman has made me so angry in February of 2014, I am adding a few more restrictions here. If you use any photo, likeness of Sugar Bush Squirrel and/or the name Sugar Bush Squirrel and, for ANY reason, I find it questionable as to our morals, scruples or beliefs, I will ask you ONCE to remove it and if you fail to do so within 8 hours my attorney will start procedings to prosecute you to the fullest extent of the law for copyright infringement and registered trademark violations. There will be NO EXCUSES and you will be banned from ever using anything related to Sugar Bush Squirrel in the future. Don't test me on this because I am dead serious! I apologize to the majority but this one person is trying to make it difficult for the millions who have legally abided by our standards for many years. She wants Sugar Bush to be associated with something we don't believe in and that just won't happen! Sugar Bush and I appreciate all of the rest of you for your loyalty and exemplary conduct over the years! Signed, Kelly Foxton and Sugar Bush Squirrel
Sugar Bush Squirrel's cartoon character is owned exclusively by Ms. Kelly Foxton, President and CEO of Foxton Industries, Inc. and can only be used with Ms. Foxton's permission. The character is the exclusive and incomparable artistry of one of Germany's best up and coming cartoon artists of our era, Kapuschati. We searched the globe to find an artist who could capture Sugar Bush Squirrel's true personality and as you can see Kapuschati is among the best in the world.