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Sugar Bush Squirrel's

Political Platform...

Simple Solutions with

The Power of The Crayon

2024

 

Sugar Bush Squirrel’s got a platform
Based on Simple Solutions
And it’s all done with crayons
A bright new revolution.

But there’s a trick to Simple Solutions
And the word is ‘understated’...

If it can't be drawn with a crayon

Then it's WAY TOO COMPLICATED!
                                

Left Wing, Right Wing, same ol’ bird
It’s time to step back and let the people be heard.
We need solutions there’s no doubt
So let’s all get our crayons out.

Solution #1, Sugar Bush’s gottem
We gotta bring the middle class back up from the bottom!
We need lots of jobs for all the masses
Through heroism, hard work and no free passes.

So get out ya crayons one by one
And together we’ll color a job well done.
All they want is a job and a chance
They’re tired of the same ol’ song and dance.

We’re sending money to the Middle East
When there’s oil in our own ground.
The Simple Solution is drill our own
Or Keystone “Come on down!”

And if you’re worried ‘bout the  atmosphere
And too much air pollution,
Switch to electric, solar and wind.
That’s a simple enough solution.

To keep a car thief outta your yard
To protect your Mercedes Benz,
What’s the best Simple Solution…
….duh………….. BUILD A FENCE!

It’s the same along our borders
A ‘KEEP OUT’ sign won’t do.
It’s gotta be some kinda barricade
Illegals can’t get through.

And if Iran won’t stop enrichin’
Then it’s time to blow the whistle:
Take your red crayon out
And draw a guided missle.

“And don’t threaten our allies!”
Sugar Bush’s mood turns somber,
“I’m takin' my black crayon now
And I’m drawing a B-2 Bomber!”

 

 

  

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

  
 
 

 Our legislature makes up laws
With piles and piles of paper
Then recess because it’s ‘too much to read’
And put it off till later.  

Lock up our Legislative Branch
Around a great big empty table
With no refreshments, no laptops,
No cell phones and no cable.

Then pass out boxes of crayons
To the House and the Senate.
You can bet they’ll draw some Simple Solutions
In just about a New York minute!

To get back on track we need new laws
Some looser and some tighter.
We need a leader to run this country
Who’s a lover AND a fighter.

Ol’ Glory’s been ripped and torn to shreds
And buried in gridlock’s rubble
We’d better ALL get our crayons out
‘Cause America’s in a whole lotta trouble!

Back through history we’ve been down
But our Eagle’s learned to fly.
Once again, let’s spread our wings
It’s time to do or die!

Forget the Left! Forget the Right!
Vote to elect The Grey One!
 Never underestimate

Sugar Bush Squirrel
And the

Power of The Crayon!

                       I told you to use CRAYONS...NOT AN ETCH-A-SKETCH!!!

"I Want You To Vote For Me!!!" 

Sugar Bush Squirrel

for President

2024

 

"A vote for 

Sugar Bush 

is a vote for

Simple Solutions"

2024